Good evening everyone, welcome to the museum! Please pull in a little closer, we are a little larger group than we are used to but we'll manage, if you squeeze in.

Tonight’s visit will unfold as a series of short scenes, each one its own exhibit. The pace may feel fast. The logic may feel questionable. This is normal.

A brief warning: our collection is rather… lively, and unusually expressive. At the moment, it includes artists still in love with their paintings, an Egyptian god with a cat allergy, a possibly forged painting, a fugitive Greek philosopher and so forth.

Worry not, everything is under control… Or at least we’re doing our best.

Disclaimer: The museum will not be taking responsibility for what happens next. Thank you for your attention. Enjoy the tour!

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